My son just took the biggest crap ever then proceeds to flush it

[harrington]

This kid has the biggest shits I've ever seen. Needless to say company is coming soon and I can not unplug that toilet. I've told him hundreds of times to cut thing thing up first and he never listens.

 

[jordan17]

or too flush the first load down first...wish u lived in l.a...eazy service call...:lol:

 

[BigOrange+]

Have you thought about putting ex-lax in his cereal?

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Leave a knife and fork by the toilet.

 

[Enfuego]

A coat hangar works well.

 

[billhill999]

or too flush the first load down first...wish u lived in l.a...eazy service call...:lol:

Exactly, that's what's known as a double flusher.
My 2 year old, 20 lb. Jack Russel Terrier, crunched a perfect 6 inch snake the other day at the lake, I was so proud of it (and him) I didn't want to pick it up.

p.s. Harry, tell your boy he is my hero.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Murder him. Or get bigbet to do it.

 

[harrington]

and by son you mean you

I'm on a diet I hardly shit at all now

 

[MONDOGECKO]

butt plug

 

[billhill999]

butt plug

Do you want the kid to explode?

 

[MONDOGECKO]

hah the shit has got to come out somewhere. maybe when big turds are coming out his mouth he will think twice about that trip to taco bell

 

[NES]

hah the shit has got to come out somewhere. maybe when big turds are coming out his mouth he will think twice about that trip to taco bell

Funny as hell but I still dont get it.

 

[Nomad1951]

reminds me of freshman year it the dorm. Big kid, about 6'4", took a colossal dump. A few guys roped off the stall in the mensroom so everyone could take a look. Cleaning ladies came in the next day and it had not deteriorated, 'cuz one of the guys heard 'em exclaim, "Would you look at the size of that turd!!!"

 

[Enfuego]

reminds me of freshman year it the dorm. Big kid, about 6'4", took a colossal dump. A few guys roped off the stall in the mensroom so everyone could take a look. Cleaning ladies came in the next day and it had not deteriorated, 'cuz one of the guys heard 'em exclaim, "Would you look at the size of that turd!!!"

True story here:

I had Thanksgiving one year at my place and about 25 people over. A girl I know went to the upstairs bathroom and came down and whispered to me that I needed to go upstairs and see something. I opened the lid to the bowl and the most gigantic turd I've ever seen was staring at me. It was seriously the size of a coke can. We had to break it up with a hangar and then we threw the hangar out the window. We finally determined the turd was placed by a 12-year-old kid.

 

[OnePocket]

wow anybody that can pass a turd that size, can take one st8 up the ass and never grunt:hump:

 

[NES]

Is your son named Mims? Because if he is then you dont have to hide in the basement any more.

 

[X-Files]

Taking Metamucil 3 times a day might make him more regular,
thereby reducing the size of his BM's.

 

[mr21]

 

[ChristianTroy]

wow anybody that can pass a turd that size, can take one st8 up the ass and never grunt:hump:

this is what happens when you bring your loved ones into the RR:nono5: